Girls at work
For some of us, work is full of hot girls. They’re all over the place. In accounting, sales, administrative… EVERYWHERE. Sometimes you wish you could date them all. Well, you can. If you know how to work the game. Yes, sometimes it’ll feel like you’re walking on eggshells. We all know that dating in the office is sometimes frowned upon. Some HR departments don’t even condone it. Thankfully, they won’t have to know. As long as you know how to separate business and pleasure, you’ll be fine. Now that that’s out of the way, lets talk about tactics. What do girls from work really want? They wants someone who’s normal yet loose. You don’t want to be the Debby downer. Girls don’t want a guy who’s always talking about work. They want someone uplifting and fun. Someone who smiles and has a sense of humor. They also want someone who’s confident and isn’t afraid to take things to the next level. Work girls are like any other girls. They WANT to fall in love. They want someone they can become infatuated with. Someone who will take them to bed and show them what a real man is really like. So how do you sweep her off her feet and show her that YOU’RE that man? Simple. Do all the things that a man who’s interested in a woman would do. Ask her out, hold her hand, kiss her and take her to your place. Not that hard really. Here’s the breakdown of how it happens at work.
Profile that chick
First of all, you want to try and profile the girl you’re after. You don’t want to be a complete stalker but you’ll definitely want to investigate her a bit. How does she get along with her co workers? Does she usually get to work on time? Is she a suck up to her boss? Some of these could be good signs or red flags going into her relationship. If she’s the kind of girl that’s always complaining about her job and doesn’t like most of the people she works with, chances are, you’re going after a bad apple. Stay away from her. Otherwise, if the girl is overall positive at work, full speed ahead. You can simply start with a simple lunch date. Ask her what her favorite food is. Then tell you how much you like _(fill in the black)___. Tell her you’d like to take her there tomorrow. This always works for me.
Escalating in the elevator
The work elevator is where all the action happens. It’s one of the few places at work where you’re timed to make a move. It’s also an exciting place to get some lip action. After a few lunch dates, approach her with a passionate kiss she won’t soon forget. It’s exactly what she wants. She reads about it all the time in her trashy novels and now it’s happening to her. There’s no better feeling than that of being in love and once you kiss her, the moment is official. There’s no turning back. You got her.
Keeping it hot day in and day out
Love is lost when things get boring. Things get boring when they become predictable. Unfortunately, work is way too predictable. So you’ll have to find a way to change things up. Don’t go to lunch with her every single day. Don’t meet her after work every single day either. Keep her guessing. Keep her thinking that you might be losing a little interest. Of course, don’t piss her off. But I always feel it’s probably better to piss her off than to bore her. You can also surprise her with candies or a little card once a month. The point is… don’t get complacent. Just cause you have her, doesn’t mean you’ll always be able to keep her. Give her what she wants… a roller coaster ride of a relationship.
Keep it professional
Your work life comes before your relationship. Your relationship won’t pay the bills or put food in your mouth. Your job will. If things get out of hand, you could be handed a pink slip faster than you can say “It’s over”. So if you’re gonna get involved with someone at work, make sure it’s not one of the crazies.