Over The Past 30+ Years -I have accumulated a variety of terms to describe the construction industry. Some of them are intended to be funny, some are serious and the rest are entertaining. Please feel free to share them with your friends, relatives and most importantly contractors as they will appreciate the humor and perhaps find value in the words of wisdom we are sharing.
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80/20 Rule – of a contractor's wealth and wellbeing comes from 20% of their activities
24 Hour Bookkeeper – Bookkeeper that sits in your office quietly, no watering, no feeding, available to work around the clock, never wastes company time surfing the web or chatting on cell phone
Aggravation Box – Computer with construction accounting software operated by a trainee
Auction – End result of working in the business, focusing on the wrong stuff and bad financial reports
Auditor – Person who goes in after the war is lost and bayonets the wounded
Assets of Company – Cash / Receivables – Payables / Trucks / Tools / Equipment / Material
Assets of Firm – Cash / Business Process / Sales Process / Client List / Predictable Cash Flow
Bad Bookkeeper – Wealth prevention tool keeping contractors from approaching more than bookkeepers
Bad Bookkeeper Thinking Patterns – Some of the reasons they do what they do to drive contractors crazy
Bad Bookkeeping – Saving money in the wrong place and making decisions on garbage reports
Bad Numbers – Lead to bad decisions / cash shrinks / business unstable / bankruptcy or failure
Bankruptcy – Result of saving money on bookkeeping and making decisions on garbage reports
BCA Business Coach – Someone who helps you raise your level of thinking and income
BCA Staff Member – Cheerful, well paid, thinking, responsible adult, Mastermind Team member
BCG Matrix – Graphical representation of Cash Cows / Rising Stars / Question Marks / Dogs
Belly Button Accountability – The one person who is responsible for a deliverable on a construction project
Bid – A wild guess carried out to two decimal places
Bid Collector – Customer looking for cheap contractor
Bid Opening – A poker game in which the losing hand wins
Black Box – Computer with construction accounting software operated by a trainee
Bookkeeper Training Contractor – Bookkeepers, who train the boss to let them come in late, leave early, call friends and relatives, take long breaks, get paid more and do less and less.
BPM – Business Process Management for construction company owners to grow passive income streams
Budget Bookkeeping – Listing all deposits from the bank statement as sales income and leads to contractor paying too much in taxes.
Business Failure – No meaningful financial and project management records in the calendar quarter prioring the failure
Business Life Cycle – Start small / grow big / lose shirt / shrink back to small business
Business Plan – A plan to have accurate financial reports to base long and short term decisions on
Business Process Management – Develop a construction business that generates passive income
Business Roundtable – Little round table in tavern with pitcher of beer and four contractors strategizing
CPA – Someone who is qualified to do tax returns and we refer a lot of business to the ones that only do tax returns.
CPA Construction Consultant – Someone who has seen a bunch of tax returns and thinks they know how to run a construction business. They are generally more dangerous to the contractor's financial health than a drunken car salesman on a backhoe at a gas station, in the dark, digging up live fuel lines.
CPA Involved In Construction Bookkeeping – QuickBooks setup to make doing tax returns easy while raising the rails for the contractor to go down the tube and go broke by focusing only on making the CPA's job easier and not on increasing cash flow and profitable jobs.
Change – The only people who want change are wet babies! Everyone else hates change!
Cheap – Not enough time or money to do it right first time; but plenty of time and money to do it over
Chaos – Always on the dollars coming in; never on the money going out
Client – Someone who buys construction services and is more concerned about quality than price
Comfort Zone – Success you have now since that is what you feel you deserve no more / no less
Company Bookkeeper – Expensive luxury for construction companies that do not know about outsourced contractor bookkeeping
Completion Date – The point at which liquid damages begin
Contractor Not A Banker – Student of Business Consulting And Accounting who has mastered the art of managing cash flow properly
Contractors – The people who makes civilization possible by building and maintaining structures
Contractor Gambling – One project away from making it big or going broke
Contractor Chaos – Contractor netting <$ 100K doing everything his way; especially the bookkeeping
Contractor Cheap – Amateur with customers from Hell and host of the game show "Low Price Leader"
Contractor Income – The average income of the six people they spend the most time with
Contractor Rich – BCA client awareness $ 100K- $ 200K by building a client base to sell and service
Contractor Student – BCA client net <$ 100K learning how to get Rich then Wealthy
Contractor Successful – Contractor using timely accurate financial reports to base their decisions upon
Contractor Volume – Loses money on every sale and tries to make it up with a volume of new work
Contractor Wealthy – BCA Client earning $ 200K + Investing 50K with 100 clients to service
Construction Accountant – Someone who turns piles of numbers into meaningfulful trends
Construction Accounting – System that combines construction bookkeeping with Quarterly Tax preparation and payroll processing and presents the annual tax prior with the information for them to prepare the annual income tax return. Construction accounting does not prepare annual tax returns as that is a profession and specialty of its own
Construction Bookkeeping – System for setup and maintaining construction bookkeeping
Construction Bookkeeping And Accounting – System for setup and maintaining construction bookkeeping and accounting together in order to develop and maintain the Key Performance Indicators that when viewed daily and understood leads contractors to accumulate wealth
Construction Worker Thinking Patterns – Insights into the mind of a typical construction worker
Construction Worker Fully Burdened Labor Cost – Cost of having construction workers on your payroll
Critical Path Method – A management technique for losing your shirt under perfect control
Customer – Someone who buys construction services and is more concerned about price than quality
Delayed Payment – A tourniquet applied at the bank balance of any contractor who will allow it
Delusional – Contractor going to learn to use QuickBooks effectively in a few months
Developer – Company looking for a few, good, low priced, high volume contractors they can school
Displaced Aggression – Being angry at someone because of past events or circumstances which are resulting in ingoing issues. In some cases contractors have hired cheap or bad bookkeepers without realizing the consequences of not having useful financial and job cost reports
Dog And Pickup Truck – Contractor with a dog and a pickup truck One of the four types of contractors
Emergency Accounting – When taxes, payroll or paperwork piling up causes contractor to seek help from someone to get the "books" cached up, tax reports prepared, paid processed or other issues
Emergency Bookkeeping – When taxes, payroll or paperwork piling up causes contractor to seek help from someone to get the "books" prepared up, tax reports prepared, paid processed or other issues
Emerging Contractor – Someone who is moving to a little less hands-on role in their contracting company you could be an Emerging Contractor.
Engineer's Estimate – The cost of construction in heaven
Expensive – Goods or services that no matter how cheap they are; do not work
Experience – What you get, when you get, what you do not want
Failure – A few errors in judgment repeated everyday
Fear – What initiates change or stops progress
Five For Five At Five – The five reports at five o'clock for five minutes that tells you how your business is doing
Fifteen Minutes Too Late – If you think you should fire somebody, you're already 15 minutes too late
Fully Burdened Rate -Includes all the costs of keeping an employee on the payroll, not just wages
Hard Work – Expressway to Retired
Hustle – The expectation of getting 40 hour of work done in 20 hours
Income – Working for daily money
Insanity – Hiring and firing cheap in-house bookkeepers over and over and over expecting useful reports
Inexpensive – Goods or services that do work beyond the warranty period
Key Performance Indicators (KPI) – Reports if viewed daily and understood leads to wealth
Lawyer – Person who goes in after the auditors to strip the bodies
Leveling – When two or more people spend time together the group will level to the strongest personality
Listening – Contractor who asks their client what materials and results they want and give it to them
Little Leaks – Sink the construction business because they are easy to ignore
Liquidated Damages – A penalty for failing to achieve the impossible
Low Bidder – A contractor who is wondering what he left out
Mastermind Team – BCA Staff and Clients who mentor BCA contractor clients
MAP – Marketing / Accounting / Production / formula for success
Maximize – The process of building and running your construction business to generate the highest possible profits for short run so you can spend it all quickly and go broke. Similar to running your pickup truck on the race track as fast as it will go without proper maintenance so it lasts for about ten hours and 1,000 miles before it is destroyed
MR> MC – Wherever marginal revenue exceeds marginal cost do the job
No Financial Reports – Driving on the highway, at night, windows blacked out and being surprised by the crash
Non-Construction Accountant – Dim-bulb want-to-be bookkeeper without any construction bookkeeping skills trying to jam retail accounting methods into construction accounting
Not Listening – Contractor who gives their clients what the contractor likes not what the client wants
Optimize – The process of building and running your construction business to generate normal and economic profits for the long haul and provide you with a basic income for current living expenses and a comfortable retirement. Similar to running your pickup truck on the roads and highways at normal safe speeds with proper maintenance so it lasts for ten years and 200,000 miles or more
OSHA – A protective coating made by half-baking a mixture of fine print, red tape, split hairs and baloney
PAM – Production / Accounting after checks bounce and letters for back taxes / Marketing word of mouth
Personal Assistant – Someone who works part time with big red "S" on back of their cape (Superman / Superwoman) able to run personal and business errands, answer phones, make deliveries, clean restrooms, take messages, memorize a verbal list of to -do items from contractor without writing any of them down, schedule jobs, listen to customer and staff complaints, babysit children and pets, wipe runny noses, clean up spills, make and serve coffee, pay bills, open the mail, go make bank deposits, work on tiny desk, no air conditioning in summer, limited heat in winter, bad lighting, fix broken computers and printers and do the bookkeeping for multiple companies
Pioneer – Contractor with flaming arrows in the back from asking the construction bookkeeper for accurate reports
Poor Contractors – Have hundred dollar conversations with their mentors and attend the business round table
Process – Part of a system to produce predicatable quality results and reap dividends for the owners
Process Development – Do it, Document it, and Delegate it
Professional Contractor – Serious construction business owner with construction strategy and certainly in construction business to earn a worthy profit. One of the Four Types of Contractors
Purpose Of Your Construction Company – Acquire clients, satisfy their needs and repeat as often as possible to increase cash flow and profits.
Project Manager – The conductor of an orchestra in which every musician is in a different union
Project Management – Combination of skills and construction project software
QuickBooks For Contractors – Accounting software for construction companies
Rain Maker – The person in the contractors firm that acquires new clients
Remodel House Process – Forming (Honeymoon), Storming (demolition), Norming (Rough-In), Performing (Paint)
Retail Bookkeeper – Worked at store somewhere, thinks all accounting is the same, expensive lesson for contractors
Retired – Means you got tired of them, or they got tired of you
Rich – Income exceeds outgo
ROI – Risk of Incarceration; in most cases the business owner is liable for unfilled taxes and missed payments, not the bad bookkeeper
Salt Of The Earth Contractor – Has up to three employees and is one of the Four Types of Contractors
Salesperson – Amateur sorter
Sales Process – Documented system for acquiring new clients for the Firm
Solution – Properly setup and maintained QuickBooks For Contractors file
Sorter – Professional Rain Maker
Strategic Bookkeeping Services – Bookkeeping services for construction that understands and applies principles of profit and growth strategies
Strike – An effort to increase egg production by strangling the chicken
Success – A few simple disciplines practiced everyday
SWOT – Knowing the company's Strengths / Weaknesses / Opportunities / Threats and what to do about it
Tax Preparer Doing Construction Bookkeeping – QuickBooks setup to make doing tax returns easy while increasing the rails for the contractor to go broke focusing only on reducing taxes not cash flow and profitable jobs.
Tenant Improvement – Bid, award contract, work day and night, pressure, pressure, pressure, done
The Contractors Cash Management Mentor – Shares keys to peace of mind by showing you how to optimize your cash flow by properly managing receivables, payables, payroll, payroll tax reports, 941 quarterly returns, 940 annual returns, W-2 and W-3 returns in your construction business regardless of the economy, Sharie DeHart
The Contractors Profit And Growth Accountant – Shares the keys peace of mind by showing you how to optimize your bottom line profits by spending five minutes a day reviewing the Five Key Performance Indicators (KPI) of your construction business performance. And by regular phone and / or in person strategic consulting sessions where we focus on what your company needs to do to help you achieve your definition of success, Randal DeHart
Unlicensed Contractor – Someone who thinks they can save their customer money by scamming the system with supposedly lower overhead than likened contractors. All too often they provide FREE labor and material because they can not sue customers for payment.
Warranty Work – The project that never ends
Wealthy Contractors – Work on building relationships and innovating (faster / better / cheaper)
Wealthy Contractors – Have million dollar conversations with their mentors
Wealth – Not working because you have enough cash to live the rest of your life
Working On Wrong Stuff – You can not get rich with your head in the ditch